Hi there! So I think I’m lost. Is this the Coconut Grove? My friend here and I are supposed to be meeting the girls there for a bachelorette party but I only see dudes here (not that I’m complaining, haha). Bohemian Grove? What’s that? Oh, you, can’t tell me because you’d have to kill me? Cute very cute. Oh, stop, well you’re kinda cute too. So what are you doing later? Mock human sacrifice and choosing the next president? Well, whatever floats your boat Dick! You’re funny. Sure you can call me later, but as you can see my friend here is apparently really anxious to get a move on. You and your friends have a great night. Whoa is that a giant owl? Y’all crazy!
Well gosh, could you have been any ruder? What’s your damage? What are you talking about, armed guards in the trees? I didn’t see any of that- did you get started early with the mojitos? No, I didn’t recognize him, should I? No that name doesn’t mean anything to me. Blackwater? Isn’t that a Doobie Brothers song? Ha, which Doobie you be? Remember that? Remember that from “What’s Happening?!” Ha Rerun was a trip! Woah! Uncool! Maybe you are the idiot? Ever thought of that? Like right now you are saying like English words, but you aren’t making any sense. Man. Sized. Safe. Seriously, what does that mean? Are you having a stroke or something? Yeah I take it back now you aren’t even speaking English. What kinda made up word is Halliburton? Oh yeah, I really doubt that, but if his friend was being a massive bitch like you are right now, I would have shot him in the face too. Seriously, jealousy isn’t cute on you, are you like “taking Carrie to the prom” right now, or something? War crimes! Where are you getting this stuff? Jesus, I’m trying to drive, get your damn iPhone out of my face. Yeah I see it, I can read. Torture is all relative you know. You’re torturing me at the moment so don’t get so high and mighty about the Geneva Situation or whatever. For reals though he’s not that cute, but whatever a rebound is rebound.
I can change him.
