April 2011
4 posts
Before you all say anything, I know, I know! It’s been such a long time, but I’m like totally touched that you all are here. And I’m totally willing to forget that butt call Lorraine made to me. Yes, Suzy, I heard you all saying I’m not a girl’s girl and I’m desperate and pathetic (though I’m sure I don’t know what being a communications major has to do with anything!) Don’t choke...
Surprise! Hey Mom and Dad! Woah, mom, relax it’s just me- Don’t have a thrombo! With the key in the old flower pot of course. Why would you move it? Anyway you didn’t, it was still there. Getting forgetful there mom. Time for a crossword puzzle a day with a gingko chaser I guess. So you guys WERE playing golf. You all weren’t here so I drove by the club but...
No, this lounge chair is free, go right ahead. Me? I’m just here for a little R&R, some pampering you, know? And Sun City seemed like a happy sounding place. Okay, well if you must know, I’m just coming off a bad breakup and I just wanted to relax, plus all you South Africans have such cute accents! Oh, my bad, I just assumed…Liberia? No never heard of it-...
Hi there! So I think I’m lost. Is this the Coconut Grove? My friend here and I are supposed to be meeting the girls there for a bachelorette party but I only see dudes here (not that I’m complaining, haha). Bohemian Grove? What’s that? Oh, you, can’t tell me because you’d have to kill me? Cute very cute. Oh, stop, well you’re kinda cute too. So...
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